Halloween Jokes 2019

Halloween Jokes

Q: What do apparitions eat for dinner?

A: Spooketi

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Q: What do you do when 50 zombies encompass your home?

A: Hope it’s Halloween!!

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Q: What is the most significant subject a witch learns in school?

A: Spelling.

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Q: Why would not the skeleton like to go to class?

A: His heart wasn’t in it.

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Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the street?

A: He didn’t have any guts!

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Q: Why did the skeleton cross the street?

A: To get to the body shop.

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Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?

A: Because he had no BODY to go with.

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Q: What did the young lady state when she needed to pick between a tricycle and a piece of candy?

A: “Trike or Treat”?

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Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?

An: A plumpkin.

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Q: What room does an apparition not require?

An: A parlor!

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Q: Why are apparitions so terrible at lying?

A: Because you can see directly through them!

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Some more Halloween jokes

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Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the move?

A: His “fiend” companion!

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Q: Why is Superman’s outfit so tight?

A: Because he wears a size “S”.

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Q: What do phantoms use to wash their hair?

A: Shamboo!

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Frankenstein: Witch would you be able to make me a lemonade?

Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

An: A sandwich!

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Q: What is a vampire’s preferred organic product?

An: A nectarine!

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“Mom, everybody says I resemble a werewolf.”

“If you don’t mind be calm and brush your face.”

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Q: What sort of treat does an apparition like?

An: I shout!

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Q: When is it misfortune to be trailed by a dark feline?

A: When you’re a mouse.

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Q: What do feathered creatures state on Halloween?

A: Twick o tweet

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,

a Poodle and an apparition?

An: A cocker poodle boo.

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Q: What do mothers take on the appearance of on Halloween?

A: Mummies!

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Q: What is a phantom’s preferred organic product?

A: Booberries!

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Q: What does a skeleton state before supper?

A: Bone appetit!

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Q: What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

A: Scarespray!

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Some last of Halloween jokes

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halloween jokes

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

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Q: What sort of jeans do phantoms wear?

A: Boo-Jeans.

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Q: Why do phantoms make great team promoters?

A: Because they have a great deal of soul.

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Q: What did one owl state to the next owl?

A: Happy Owl-ween!

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Q: Why is a skeleton so mean?

A: He doesn’t show at least a bit of kindness.

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Q: What circumvents a spooky house and never stops?

An: A fence.

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Q: What did the phantom state to the next apparition?

A: Do you have confidence in people?

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Q: What do vampires take when they are wiped out?

A: Coffin drops!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

A: Count Quackula!

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Q: What is an apparition’s preferred pie?

A: Booberry pie!

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Q: Where do apparitions purchase their nourishment?

An: At the apparition ery store!

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